Teddie Boy, Gleemen, The Horrors
Stuart Bailie
Late Show Presenter

The UED label was resurrected in 1965 for a Rag Week release by The Spectres, an act based in the Stranmillis area of Belfast. They had previously earned a living as a Shadows-style instrumental combo but like many bands of the time, they were getting enthused about the beat boom. And so they delivered ‘The Facts Of Life’. Lyrics by Teddie Palmer. Music by John ‘Dinger’ Bell. Recorded straight to a Revox tape machine. It’s an oddly menacing song about the seductive import of rhythm and blues and it makes its excuses just after the two minute mark. The flip side, ‘Whirlpool’ is a more sedate instrumental that harks back to the pre-Teddie sound.
The record is currently selling for £300 and The Horrors are apparently fans of the tune. Teddie would find further popularity with The College Boys, The Rumble Band and other adventures, but ‘The Facts Of Life’ was a significant first lesson.
